Things Gaara wouldn't do

Things a sane and stable Gaara would never do but sadly I have thought of.




1. Admit the black circles around his eyes are eyeliner.

2. Win a medal for the best sandcastle.

3. Cuddle his teddy when no one is looking.

4. Ask a girl to show him what love is.

5. Sleep in teddy bear boxers.

6. Have boxers covered in love hearts.

7. Have his room painted pink with a love heart bed and red curtains.

8. Play DDR.

9. Live up to his Naruto Abridged Gaara of the funk name.

10. Admit he tried to commit suicide when he was little.

11. Shout at everyone who had eyebrows.

12. Give out cookies to evryone who he walked by.

13. Tell Konkurou he found a white stain in his bed.

14. Tell Temari he set her up with Shikamaru.

15. Cry because he is the smallest, youngest sand sibling.

16. Complain that all the ginger Naruto characters have a wierd veiw on emotions.

17. Ask Kankurou why his shippuden out fit looks like something out of the matrix.

18. Tell Sasori to get over himself.

19. Thank Orochimaru for killing his dad and letting him take over as Kazekage.

20. Wish happy birthday to Temari and Kankurou.

21. Get his first kiss.

22. Use his sand to wipe out all his fan girls in futile attempts to show he hates them.

23. Sing Psycho Teddy.

24. Smile and laugh at the most un-funny joke ever.

25. Become a clown to entertain little kids.