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Things Kakuzu Wouldn't Do.
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Things the money hoarder of the Akatsuki would never be seen doing as long as his life depended on it.
1. Burn his money.
2. Give his money to charity.
3. Make the Akatsuki a charity to scam people.
4. Fight Kiba and yell, "Kick the dog."
5. Sell the Akatsuki like he was a pimp.
6. Get a kiss.
7. When he creates his weird monster things call them mum, dad and brother.
8. Become hotter than Deidara, Itachi and Sasori.
9. Use the henge jutsu and sell himself on the streets.
10. Make a hobby of mugging old ladies.
11. Admit his penis is old and full of stiches.
12. Order an Akatsuki party.
13. Buy an Akatsuki pet for Tobi.
14. At Christmas give out loads of presents whilst shouting, "I am Santa not the Grinch."
15. Sing happy boys and girls by aqua.
16. Dress up as a clown.
17. Insult Deidara's looks.
18. Sell his mum on ebay.
19. Recieve a certificate for living over 500 years.
20. Charge everyone money for every breath they take.
21. Give Konan a valentines day card.
22. Get some spray tan.
23. Get some better takes.
24. Get cosmetic surgery.
25. Sell me on ebay.
1. Burn his money.
2. Give his money to charity.
3. Make the Akatsuki a charity to scam people.
4. Fight Kiba and yell, "Kick the dog."
5. Sell the Akatsuki like he was a pimp.
6. Get a kiss.
7. When he creates his weird monster things call them mum, dad and brother.
8. Become hotter than Deidara, Itachi and Sasori.
9. Use the henge jutsu and sell himself on the streets.
10. Make a hobby of mugging old ladies.
11. Admit his penis is old and full of stiches.
12. Order an Akatsuki party.
13. Buy an Akatsuki pet for Tobi.
14. At Christmas give out loads of presents whilst shouting, "I am Santa not the Grinch."
15. Sing happy boys and girls by aqua.
16. Dress up as a clown.
17. Insult Deidara's looks.
18. Sell his mum on ebay.
19. Recieve a certificate for living over 500 years.
20. Charge everyone money for every breath they take.
21. Give Konan a valentines day card.
22. Get some spray tan.
23. Get some better takes.
24. Get cosmetic surgery.
25. Sell me on ebay.
This was a request by Yingbell I hope everyone who reads this likes it.
Sorry it was delayed Yingbell I was busy shouting at a friend for being stupid!
Sorry it was delayed Yingbell I was busy shouting at a friend for being stupid!
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You sure about number 6 and 8?
I, personally, would always kiss him and i think he IS hotter than Sasori and Itachi. Deidara, no, Dei ist the hottest, but Kuzu is my number 2!
I, personally, would always kiss him and i think he IS hotter than Sasori and Itachi. Deidara, no, Dei ist the hottest, but Kuzu is my number 2!