Things Naruto Wouldn't Do.

Things that our favourite number one hyper-active-knuckle-head ninja would never do, no matter what not even to show up Sasuke.





1. Kiss Sasuke on purpose and run off giggling to Sasukes fan girls saying, "I kissed Sasuke and you didn't"

2. Tell everyone Sasuke is a bad kisser.

3. Go out with Sakura and stick with her for more than a week... Or a day.

4. Tell everyone his red chakra means he is special.

5. Brag to everyone his dad was the 4th Hokage.

6. Read a NaruHina fanfic and show it Hinata.

7. Say to Tsunade,"Get out of her seat there is a new Hokage around.

8. Slap Sasuke and shout at him for being Emo.

9. Set up an anti-emo club.

10. As Sasuke is leaving sing When Your Gone by avril lavine.

11. Run around shouting the same thing over and over, "Beleive it!"

12. Have a battle with Deidara saying 'Believe It' against his 'Un'.

13. Slap Gaara when he starts speaking about killing people to live then shout, "You feel alive yet?"

14. Ask Kakashi when they are fighting male ninja why ndo they never kick them in the genitals. When Kakashi doesn't answer then say, "Oh I get it they are like Sasuke and don't have any..."

15. Tell Orochimaru he is the Micheal Jackson of anime.

16. When the Kyuubi takes over his body start singing Out Of Control by Hoobastank

17. When Jiraiya states he has a nice body shout, "Oh my God I bet Orochomaru taught you that, suck up to little kids well it isn't going to work with me."

18. When everyone asks him why he has whiskers on his face shout, "Your mum."

19. Before a battle ask if he can drink alcohol, when they say no go on with a rant that they let Rock Lee do it.

20. Run up to Rock Lee and call him an alcoholic.

21. When he sees the Kyuubi locked up in a cage, laugh at it while pointing then Randomly stop and walk off.

22. Walk to village to village with a sign that says, 'I have tamed the Kyuubi.'

23. Read a NaruSasu fanfic and puke.

24. Then write his own and give it Sasuke.

25. Read this list and do everything on it.